I know how to

Write a short story

Write a long story with different chapters and a few sex scenes

Take the train by myself

Determine goals and the means to reach them (pack my bags under the weight limit)

Learn languages and use them

Integrate into a team, preferently as the boss and lead it!

Promote

Prospect

Prosit

Procrastinate

Produce

Buy produce

By pass

By stand

Bilingual

Trilingual

Try new things

Engage into a conversation, keep a conversation going, force into a conversation

Organize, project, improvise, lie

Drive and pilot

Coordinate an action and my clothes

Act according to a given context

Follow music without sheets

Follow you with music under your sheets

Draw obscene scenes in the back of your sheets

Understand instructions and follow them or go astray

Kiss

Dress

Undress

Drink without being drunk (or look like it)

Drink and drive

Drive and shoot

Drink and get discreetly sick

Swim

Run

Dream

Cook crepes

Walk on eggshells

Measure risks and consequences

Measure water for rice

Measure the unbearable lightness of being

Shut up (not that easy)

Turn adversity into knowledge and answer politely on the phone

Turn friendship into hardship and answer the phone aggressively

Jump into my underwear

Jump from a running train into the night (rhetorically)

Divorce

Talk in public

Lace my shoes

Sing a song

Shine my boots

Create residuals and make them circulate through the usual channels

Make a carrot juice with apple and limes

Swim in troubled waters and surf the web without drowning

Make spelling mistakes

Correct them

Cook pasta

Adapt to adversity

Adlib

Advil

Advice

Administrate

Adjudicate

Create adverse conditions

Travel without paying my fares (1984-1989)

Organize and repeat myself

Say it again

And again

And again

Read in between lines

Make stupid lists

Make grocery lists

Make gross statements then enlist

Look for work praying not to find some

Understand the religious phenomenon and respect it faking disrespect

Make complex statements that doesn’t mean a thing but swing

Be lazy enough to live longer

Memorize faces, names and data (less and less as time goes by)

Play an instrument

Play with myself

Play Russian roulette with water guns

Survive my exes and adversity

Be constant, hard headed, optimistic, optometric, optional

Make Turkish coffee

Look like I listen to you while my mind ramble elsewhere